10 February

Moana says: Kia Ora to the Production Crew and the Cast of one of the most awesome series of all time! I live in Staining Village in Lancashire England with my English Hubby. We get back home most summers for a few months each year but believe it or not have never watched Outrageous there. We caught it by chance about a year ago on late night English telly and never looked back! They didn’t play many episodes here but we got hooked after the first one we saw. Being stuck in England this winter (summer for you), I purchased all DVD’s from Fishpond and we spent most of the cold icy and snowy evenings watching Series 1-5, finishing a fortnight ago. I don’t know how anyone can wait week after week – defo worth the marathon! Now hanging out for the new Series and may have to wait till we get back home in November to see it again :( but it’s defo worth it. Takes me back in time and educates Hubby on the awesomeness that comes with being a Kiwi! Wicked! Choice! Awesome! Chur Bro! Kapai! Better than a Perky Nana, Chocolate Fish, Peanut Slabs and even Snifters! Arohanui to all the Cast and Crew and Amen for keeping it real! Who said Hamlet wasn’t useful huh!! Moana and Brett p.s. no question just wanted to hug you all with our appreciation. p.p.s. thanks for making the distance seem a little less from home

Hi Moana!

A huge thanks from all of us at Outrageous Fortune!

4 February

Rope

There is blood on the stairs.

Not that anyone can get near it to clean it up because there are roped off areas and people in uniforms telling us we can’t go in there.

No, ‘roped off’ isn’t right. I mean it’s what they’ve done, to keep people, to keep us, out – they have cordoned off the house – but the ‘rope’ isn’t actually rope. It’s plastic tape. They’ve ‘taped off’ the area is, I s’pose, more accurate, but it doesn’t sound as final as ‘roped off’. ‘Roped off’ to me, has a much stronger ‘keep the fuck out’ vibe out about it, which is exactly how it feels.

Not that anyone is in a hurry to go in, to clean off the blood.

3 February

Alesha asks: where can i buy the tool guys tshirts from